When
in the Course of human events--mainly towards the end of February in the school
year—it becomes necessary for one girl and maybe a few other 52 cast members to
dissolve the bonds of after school play practice and night performances which
has connected them with one another. Although they have spent a great few
months working together as time goes along it comes time for the cast to
declare their separation from the show.
I
hold these thoughts to be self-evident, that there are no small parts only
small actors, that all actors have certain-unalienable things they should be
able to do among which are: to not trip over set pieces in the dark, make
costume changes in a reasonable amount of time, make curtain call with-out
gasping for breath, and to sing “Zero to Hero” as loud and as often as they so
choose. But “Beauty and the Beast” is a tyrant—sort of—that rules over our
lives. To prove this, let Facts be submitted to the candid world.
I have woken up with mascara smears daily
I am neglected the chance to belt to the radio in the
morning due to a lack of voice
There is a constant need for “six eggs”
I am nearly asleep in Chemistry everyday
My friends can be found in “character state” during the
school day
My dinner nowadays consists of Peanut Butter M&M’s only
Vitamin C Drops have been disappearing at an alarming rate
I now talk with stage presence to almost everyone I see
I have a desire to sing about every exciting thing that
happens
My friends and I use quotes from the show in almost every
conversation
I,
and others, therefore, believe it is time to separate. It is needed so I can
regain my good grades and so I can see the end of the show by purchasing a DVD
of it. I appeal to Mr. Shelly and to the world to end the show after this
Saturday. And for the Support of this Declaration,
with a firm-ish reliance on the protection of the actors sanity, we mutually
pledge to each other our Time, our Fruit Snacks and homemade Oreos, and our date
nights.
(this is to be
intended as a joke, I dearly love being part of the play.)
and I got like half the cast to sign it and I didn't even ask the other half!
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